My Girlfriend Is So Dumb

so i have been letting her drive my audi around for fun, she thinks she looks cute in it. i get woken up this morning with her at the foot of the bed and her face i can tell she did something bad. you know that face guys. she said i am sorry, i backed the audi into your Bmw. OMG!!!!! but i love her.

So i give my girlfriend an old cell phone to use but she wants to erase all the phone numbers in the phone. i tell her to hold the reset button down for 30 sec or so.  She says its not working and calls verizon, they tell her the same thing. i finally take over the situations and take the phone and hold the reset button down and reset the phone. she looks at me and says " what button is that"?

i reply the reset button. then i ask her to point to the button she was holding down. guys she pointed to the battery release button!